GET DUMPSTERED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out mountains of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would bite on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, being bounced by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is empty. My once-thriving empire has collapsed. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a fleeting illusion. What